Closin Time
No one ever plans on spending that much time here, at least I didn’t. It just happened to be directly across the street from my humble but efficient apartment so, curiosity got the best of me and I’ve been hanging out there ever since. I guess I should probably define ‘ever since’ considering you don’t really know me that well. Things went somewhat awry a few years ago along this road I like to call Living; second wife went shopping one day and neglected to tell me she was shopping for another guy. Kid went with her and decided new dad was much better than old dad so I got kicked to the curb, which ironically is what I call my apartment. “The Curb”
No one ever plans on spending that much time here, at least I didn’t. It just happened to be directly across the street from my humble but efficient apartment so, curiosity got the best of me and I’ve been hanging out there ever since. I guess I should probably define ‘ever since’ considering you don’t really know me that well. Things went somewhat awry a few years ago along this road I like to call Living; second wife went shopping one day and neglected to tell me she was shopping for another guy. Kid went with her and decided new dad was much better than old dad so I got kicked to the curb, which ironically is what I call my apartment. “The Curb”
No one ever plans on spending that much time here, at least I didn’t. It just happened to be directly across the street from my humble but efficient apartment so, curiosity got the best of me and I’ve been hanging out there ever since. I guess I should probably define ‘ever since’ considering you don’t really know me that well. Things went somewhat awry a few years ago along this road I like to call Living; second wife went shopping one day and neglected to tell me she was shopping for another guy. Kid went with her and decided new dad was much better than old dad so I got kicked to the curb, which ironically is what I call my apartment. “The Curb”